Grossest/weirdest thing you’ve desperately consumed to correct a low?

This morning I woke up to my Dexcom screaming 61 mg/dl and falling, and in my half-asleep panic I decided to chug a decent amount of Hazelnut creamer straight out of the bottle. It almost made me want to vomit.

Anyway, I told my girlfriend and she thought I was insane for not taking the time to find a more suitable pack of fruit snacks. Also a little unhappy I chugged her creamer. Surely some of you can back me up with some crazy hypo concoctions!