If Chuck Norris was a diabetic.....

I have a somewhat unhealthy fondness for Chuck Norris jokes and realized that I don’t recall ever seeing one about Chuck and diabetes. That seems like a travesty, hence this thread to fix it.... so let’s see some of your postings!

Oh, wait, some of you youngsters don’t even know who Chuck Norris is? He’s this amazing guy. You know the video game series Halo? Well Chuck beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on LEGENDARY using a broken Guitar Hero controller.

Remember Thanos and those infinity stones he was collecting for his gauntlet? Well, those infinity stones were actually Chuck Norris’s kidney stones. Seriously, the dude is tough. Before John Wick goes to sleep at night he checks his closet and under his bed for... Yep, Chuck Norris!

Hell, COVID-19, yes that troublesome virus, is currently in a 14 day quarantine after being exposed to Chuck Norris. Truth!

So let’s see some postings!