When your non-diabetic partner mixes up terms...

Husband: did you get the thing with your glucose pump sorted out?

Me: dear god no, glucose is bad. A glucose pump would kill me. Insulin pump. And yes, they’re shipping it finally.

I swear I saw my life flash across my eyes when he said “glucose pump” (in his defense, I just got a CGM., which is attached to me and does have “glucose” in the name).

Any funny mix ups with your SOs?